Meanwhile, in Russia....

"ttyymmnn" (ttyymmnn) 09/21/2017 at 08:29 • Filed to: None

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beardsbynelly - Rikerbeard > ttyymmnn 09/21/2017 at 08:34

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fuck man. I’m not normally an animal rights activist but that poor bear needs to be free.

itschrome > ttyymmnn 09/21/2017 at 08:39

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TALK ABOUT A BEAR OF A MORNING COMMUTE!

ttyymmnn > beardsbynelly - Rikerbeard 09/21/2017 at 08:39

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He is certainly not in his natural habitat.

itschrome > beardsbynelly - Rikerbeard 09/21/2017 at 08:40

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I mean.. he seems pretty healthy and not really being harmed.. also good luck with getting russians to let their bears go.. but seriously, he seems fine.

ttyymmnn > itschrome 09/21/2017 at 08:41

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The exit is over there ==>

arl > ttyymmnn 09/21/2017 at 08:41

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I’ve got a chocolate lab that has ginormous poops- I can’t imagine the cleanup on a bear.

ttyymmnn > arl 09/21/2017 at 08:43

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I’ve been told that bears only shit in the woods.

Rust and Dust - Oppositelock Forever > ttyymmnn 09/21/2017 at 08:51

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Someone told me they were Catholic. And you wouldn’t believe what that person said the Pope did in the woods!

ttyymmnn > Rust and Dust - Oppositelock Forever 09/21/2017 at 08:53

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Did you hear about the cannibal who stepped off the path to let a missionary pass?

(this one is subtle)

itschrome > ttyymmnn 09/21/2017 at 09:22

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aww man, don’t get all grizzly on me. I bearly made a pun at all!

itschrome > Rust and Dust - Oppositelock Forever 09/21/2017 at 09:22

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wait, I thought it was in his hat.

Azrek > ttyymmnn 09/21/2017 at 10:28

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I may have told this story on Oppo before...

I was in Afghanistan in ‘01. We were trying to seal Bagram with all the holes the base had. We found a goat herder on one end of the base we wanted to close. We had to tell him to get his goats off the base.

Herder: So where am I supposed to go?
Us: Sorry, not our problem. You have to go.

Later, we are walking down the only road and a motorcycle goes by. On it is a dude driving, a goat and a dude holding the goat. We stopped...looked at each other with the same WTF expression. We waited about 15minutes and the motorcycle returned to claim another goat. Only wish I had a camera.

user314 > ttyymmnn 09/21/2017 at 13:05

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Huh, Family Guy was (mostly) right

ttyymmnn > user314 09/21/2017 at 13:16

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Hah! I’m digging the Star Trek reference with the scanner. Best picture I could find: